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Favourite People: Paul Rudd
↳ "I feel horrible. No, really, I feel… ugh. I just realised all I’ve had today, I just ate like a bunch of croissants. I feel weak in the legs. It’s true. I mean, there’s no point to this story, I’m just realising I just had like, four… I just had a bunch of croissants… and now I just feel terrible."

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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incredifishface:

i fucking love scripts.

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

hazelshaw:

Analysis: So you can see that the cigarette packet’s brand says ‘Hare’ and this alludes to Van Houten’s explanation of Zeno’s paradox. What it symbolises is that both Hazel and Gus were running the race towards death. After Gus’ recurrence news, Hazel with her terminal cancer would probably be considered as the tortoise, and Gus, the hare. Although Gus did beat her in the race towards death, the distance to the finish never did shorten – since Hazel had terminal cancer. It only grew shorter. Gus’ death was inevitable. So Hazel wouldn’t be able to catch up to him but only decrease the distance between the day Gus died and the day she will die.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

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